Mr. Cupcake

Character Name: Mr. Cupcake

Age 1 week 

Gender: None 

Race: Android

Appearance (Picture Recommended:)

Starting Location: Earth 

Biography (150 words:) 
Mr. Cupcake is the failed creation of a young techie, Johnny Johnson. What started as a scribble on the back of a restaurants kid menu rapidly escalated into the creation of Earth's most terrifying villain known to man. Johnny was a very hands-on type of kid, he disassembled and proceeded to reassemble the family car in a matter of days at the ripe young age of 12. Following this accomplishment the bright eyed child concluded Mr. Cupcake was a very real endeavor. It was at this point young Johnny ventured off to the hobby shop, then to the local grocery store. With what little chore money he had he bought ten boxes of vanilla cupcake mix, two pounds of confectionary sugar, icing, and six model car engines as well as twenty dollars worth of assorted Erector sets. At home the little dreamer got to work in creating his best friend forever. The flaw comes in around the time that it was time for Johnny to add the confectionary sugar, now see he urgently had to use the bathroom, it had been Bean Burrito night at the Johnson's home the night before, and therefore he knew to expect a very explosive and subtle bowel movement. In his haste he had slammed the door, and above his workplace was a container labelled only 'Chemical X'. Unbeknownst to Johnny Johnson the chemical poured into his mix and upon his completion of Mr. Cupcake, all was revealed. As soon as Mr. Cupcake came to life, he blew Johnny into the next dimension along with the rest of the Johnson household and demonstrated to the neighborhood the true meaning of suffering. Fueled by this 'Chemical X', Mr. Cupcake ascended beyond the physical restraints of cupcake mix and Erector sets and into a full blown sentient being bent on the destruction of all that is pure and good.

Attributes:

Strength: 100
Agility: 100
Ki: 100
Endurance: 100

You start with 50 technique points (TP). What abilities will you start with? 

Mouth Blast 

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Roleplay Sample (250 words):

It hadn't been but a day after the massacre of the Johnson family and Mr. Cupcake was at it again, only this time the victim was Mrs. White's rose garden. The cupcake android stood before the garden, fists clenched and beady eyes seemingly piercing through each rose. The crimson flowers seemed to shied from his gaze and retreat into the fertile garden soil. Mr. Cupcake merely chuckled to himself as he took one powerful and deliberate step forward. Now, within one fell step of the garden, he rose his foot and prepared to smash the life out of the frontmost rose. "MWHAHAHA!" he cackled as he paused for a moment in a very typically villainous way, of course this granted Mrs. White just enough time to appear in the doorway, the business end of a tattered broom nearly sweeping Mr. Cupcake off his sole foot, no pun intended. 

"Get away from here!" Mrs. White cried fiercely as she swung the mighty weapon in a wide arc aimed squarely for the cupcake's face.

The broom struck soundly however the cupcake was unfazed as his icing splattered all over the garden. Mr. Cupcake paused again, lowering his foot slowly. He blinked sheepishly at the old lady before wiping his cheek gingerly. "You…" He muttered. These words alone ignited fear in the old woman as she began to quake in her house slippers. "You…." He repeated again. The cupcake opened his mouth to reveal a small orb of rainbow colored light that began to pulsate and swirl within the cupcakes maw. Mrs. White was frozen with fear as she watched with horror as the psychedelic orb of energy began to grow. "CUPCAKE….. BLAST!" The android bellowed as the orb arced forward into a thick prismatic blast enveloping the elder in bright light. The blast rocketed clear through the door way before erupting in confetti and sprinkles in the living room. Besides the festive remains, only the flower patterned house slippers Mrs. White had been wearing remained. Now that his only obstacle had been removed his sights were set back on the rose garden. "Hehehe… Now it's just me and you…" He snickered as he rose his foot again. 

The rose merely quivered in fear as the strong heel of the cupcake slammed into it's blood red flower, crushing the life from it as quickly as he had Mrs. White. 

With great gusto the cupcake tore through the remainder of the rose garden, stomping and smashing the roses as a child would crush sand castles at the beach. As the heinous act came to an end, the cupcake stood among the blossoming carnage as the sole survivor of the encounter. "This is only the beginning Springfield!" He said ominously as he stepped out of the flower bed. "The worst has yet to come!"

I've waited over two days so I believe a bump may be required!

Hellooooo out there!!

Patience is a virtue, if you had read the other forums you would see what's been going on, so please just be patient and some one will be with you as soon as they can.

This seems very much like trolling.

How..? I filled out the join application with all the information you asked for. Is there a problem that I can fix for you?

Joining as a giant cupcake? I dunno that seems like trolling to me.